1 00:00:06,445 --> 00:00:10,140 Well, well, well, look who's back. 2 00:00:10,297 --> 00:00:12,216 Where the hell you been? 3 00:00:13,133 --> 00:00:15,585 At home, sitting on your asses, 4 00:00:15,744 --> 00:00:18,830 practicing social distancing? 5 00:00:19,348 --> 00:00:22,184 Washing your hands 20 times a day 6 00:00:22,268 --> 00:00:25,368 while us essential workers risked our lives 7 00:00:25,453 --> 00:00:28,460 making sure you have enough toilet paper 8 00:00:28,554 --> 00:00:31,562 and wheat flour for your sourdough? 9 00:00:33,670 --> 00:00:35,421 What a bunch of pussies. 10 00:00:35,755 --> 00:00:38,090 And now y-you can't remember what happened 11 00:00:38,174 --> 00:00:40,009 last season on Shameless? 12 00:00:41,272 --> 00:00:42,690 Get out of here. 13 00:00:44,434 --> 00:00:46,019 Go on, get. 14 00:00:47,218 --> 00:00:49,101 Get! I will piss on your leg. 15 00:00:49,185 --> 00:00:50,853 I'll piss on your leg. 16 00:00:51,453 --> 00:00:52,604 What do you got, Gallagher? 17 00:00:52,689 --> 00:00:53,792 Sanitation Department is in bed 18 00:00:53,857 --> 00:00:55,191 with the real estate developers. 19 00:00:55,275 --> 00:00:56,943 It's all overseen by this cat named Otis. 20 00:00:57,027 --> 00:00:59,445 Otis wants you to bust into that house 21 00:00:59,529 --> 00:01:00,757 and take a shit in the living room. 22 00:01:00,822 --> 00:01:02,990 Okay, took a shit in somebody's living room. 23 00:01:03,074 --> 00:01:05,614 You're gonna make one hell of a cop someday, Gallagher. 24 00:01:05,679 --> 00:01:06,744 Thank you, sir. 25 00:01:06,828 --> 00:01:09,121 - Who the fuck is this? - Julia. 26 00:01:09,205 --> 00:01:10,706 They said she was young, but... 27 00:01:10,790 --> 00:01:12,851 - Who are you? - I'm Sandy... 28 00:01:13,334 --> 00:01:14,919 her girlfriend. 29 00:01:17,839 --> 00:01:19,442 We have an arrest warrant for Deborah Gallagher. 30 00:01:19,507 --> 00:01:22,473 Statutory rape of a minor, Julia Nicolo. 31 00:01:22,538 --> 00:01:23,705 Fuck. 32 00:01:23,804 --> 00:01:25,513 We got a runner! 33 00:01:25,597 --> 00:01:27,181 Stop! Police! 34 00:01:27,265 --> 00:01:29,350 So this Keg Zone stuff is actually working? 35 00:01:29,434 --> 00:01:31,936 I got 20 fully paid Keggers already. 36 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:34,230 I'm not moving to Milwaukee. I told you that. 37 00:01:34,314 --> 00:01:35,773 Come look inside the house with me. 38 00:01:35,857 --> 00:01:37,754 It's got two beds, big backyard. 39 00:01:37,819 --> 00:01:39,468 I don't need to look inside. 40 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,618 Jesus. 41 00:01:41,758 --> 00:01:44,510 - Needs some work. - Two bedrooms? 42 00:01:44,594 --> 00:01:45,928 Yeah. 43 00:01:46,012 --> 00:01:48,889 I now pronounce you husband and husband. 44 00:01:48,973 --> 00:01:50,958 - Now? - Yes, now. 45 00:02:03,428 --> 00:02:05,408 00:02:07,473 Episode Title: "This is Chicago!" 47 00:02:08,909 --> 00:02:12,015 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 48 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,226 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 49 00:02:15,291 --> 00:02:18,354 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 50 00:02:18,419 --> 00:02:22,817 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 51 00:02:22,882 --> 00:02:26,321 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 52 00:02:26,386 --> 00:02:29,741 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 53 00:02:29,806 --> 00:02:31,701 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 54 00:02:31,766 --> 00:02:36,963 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 55 00:02:42,986 --> 00:02:46,716 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 56 00:02:46,781 --> 00:02:49,677 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 57 00:02:49,742 --> 00:02:52,764 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 58 00:02:52,829 --> 00:02:57,435 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 59 00:02:57,500 --> 00:03:00,647 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 60 00:03:00,712 --> 00:03:04,025 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 61 00:03:04,090 --> 00:03:06,194 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 62 00:03:06,259 --> 00:03:10,580 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 63 00:03:19,188 --> 00:03:22,252 Chicago, the city of broad shoulders, 64 00:03:22,317 --> 00:03:23,336 the Windy City, 65 00:03:23,401 --> 00:03:25,637 a city with a multitude of voices, 66 00:03:25,703 --> 00:03:27,924 languages, and a vibrant history. 67 00:03:27,989 --> 00:03:29,551 From the four corners of the Earth, 68 00:03:29,616 --> 00:03:32,011 people come to the city on the lake 69 00:03:32,076 --> 00:03:33,555 to work and help create 70 00:03:33,620 --> 00:03:36,230 a truly modern metropolis. 71 00:03:37,290 --> 00:03:39,978 Yep, from all four corners 72 00:03:40,043 --> 00:03:41,440 of the Earth, all right. 73 00:03:41,506 --> 00:03:43,366 Polacks and krauts and dagos 74 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:46,286 and the lowest of the low, the Irish... 75 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:48,706 Starving spud famine refugees, 76 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:50,290 like us Gallaghers. 77 00:03:51,369 --> 00:03:54,436 Every important moment in Chicago history, 78 00:03:54,594 --> 00:03:56,241 a Gallagher was there. 79 00:03:56,494 --> 00:03:59,491 The Chicago Fire, Mrs. O'Leary's cow, 80 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:03,434 that was Great-Great-Grandma Gallagher's Holstein. 81 00:04:03,793 --> 00:04:05,631 The union stockyard workers, 82 00:04:05,837 --> 00:04:09,609 the poor bastards butchering 6,000 steers a day, 83 00:04:09,675 --> 00:04:11,320 covered in blood and shit, 84 00:04:11,386 --> 00:04:13,496 all Gallaghers. 85 00:04:14,238 --> 00:04:16,759 The Black Sox score-fixing scandal, 86 00:04:16,825 --> 00:04:17,925 a Gallagher. 87 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,596 No, he wasn't a player. He was a gambler. 88 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:23,480 Set the whole thing up. Made a bundle. 89 00:04:23,991 --> 00:04:27,690 Prohibition, Capone, you think it was all Italians? 90 00:04:27,756 --> 00:04:28,918 Hell no. 91 00:04:29,064 --> 00:04:30,960 It was Gallaghers that provided 92 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:32,933 the homicidal muscle. 93 00:04:33,303 --> 00:04:37,362 The riots at the Democratic Convention in '68, 94 00:04:37,427 --> 00:04:39,553 yep, that was me. 95 00:04:39,619 --> 00:04:41,014 Part of the Chicago Eight. 96 00:04:41,222 --> 00:04:42,158 The Chicago Eight? 97 00:04:42,224 --> 00:04:43,744 I thought it was the Chicago Seven. 98 00:04:43,809 --> 00:04:44,972 It was eight. 99 00:04:45,038 --> 00:04:47,370 I was at a White Castle getting burgers 100 00:04:47,436 --> 00:04:50,050 for Abbie and the guys when the pigs broke in. 101 00:04:50,116 --> 00:04:53,584 So they only took seven and put 'em on trial. 102 00:04:53,777 --> 00:04:56,123 Where we're standing, right here, 103 00:04:56,238 --> 00:04:57,883 on Ashland Avenue, 104 00:04:58,038 --> 00:05:01,972 there were 20 bars on this block 100 years ago, 105 00:05:02,038 --> 00:05:05,355 each and every one of 'em owned by a Gallagher. 106 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:10,270 Now we got three hipster coffee shops. 107 00:05:10,335 --> 00:05:13,663 It was seven before the COVID took down the weak. 108 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:16,276 Chinamen did us a favor with that virus. 109 00:05:16,341 --> 00:05:18,608 Who the hell needs seven coffee shops? 110 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,565 Hey, do you know why they call 111 00:05:20,631 --> 00:05:22,825 this part of the South Side Back of the Yards? 112 00:05:22,898 --> 00:05:24,054 Sure, it was right behind the... 113 00:05:24,119 --> 00:05:25,159 No, no, 114 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,538 not because it was behind the stockyards, 115 00:05:27,603 --> 00:05:30,362 because it was the back of the Gallagher yards. 116 00:05:30,428 --> 00:05:33,877 Every single house owned by a Gallagher. 117 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:36,088 Is any of this true? 118 00:05:36,514 --> 00:05:38,882 Is any of this true? 119 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:42,386 The Gallaghers built Chicago single-handedly. 120 00:05:42,451 --> 00:05:44,429 Come on, I'll take you to Leavitt Street. 121 00:05:44,494 --> 00:05:45,556 I'll show you the tenement 122 00:05:45,621 --> 00:05:48,327 where Paddy Gallagher wrote The Jungle. 123 00:06:01,219 --> 00:06:03,139 Oh, no, no. 124 00:06:03,620 --> 00:06:05,139 Let him cry. 125 00:06:05,396 --> 00:06:08,298 He's teething. 126 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,595 The hell does he need teeth for anyway? 127 00:06:11,661 --> 00:06:13,103 I don't know. 128 00:06:18,388 --> 00:06:20,158 We could drug him. 129 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:22,436 Break up a downer or something. 130 00:06:22,502 --> 00:06:24,936 Frank used to rub whiskey on our gums. 131 00:06:25,436 --> 00:06:27,222 Then he'd dump us in the tub. 132 00:06:27,442 --> 00:06:29,384 Without water, I hope. 133 00:06:29,896 --> 00:06:31,798 Not always. 134 00:06:35,170 --> 00:06:37,905 I think I'm gonna die. 135 00:06:38,522 --> 00:06:41,178 Can you die from lack of sleep? 136 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:46,340 Oh, my God. Okay. 137 00:06:46,569 --> 00:06:48,748 I'll get him. You start coffee. 138 00:06:48,814 --> 00:06:50,107 Okay. 139 00:07:11,315 --> 00:07:13,169 Hey, where's the Mr. Coffee? 140 00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:14,853 Oh, I bought us a French press 141 00:07:14,918 --> 00:07:16,616 at an eviction yard sale. 142 00:07:16,722 --> 00:07:17,889 What? 143 00:07:18,255 --> 00:07:20,484 It's by the stove. Just add hot water. 144 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,826 There's a new bag of coffee in the fridge. 145 00:07:23,654 --> 00:07:25,156 Huh. 146 00:07:30,225 --> 00:07:32,245 Hey, um, maybe we need to try something else, 147 00:07:32,358 --> 00:07:33,881 you know, with Fred teething. 148 00:07:34,616 --> 00:07:35,920 Yeah? 149 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,417 Like what? 150 00:07:37,774 --> 00:07:39,294 I don't know, we could do, uh, 151 00:07:39,436 --> 00:07:41,505 I don't know, one night on, one night off. 152 00:07:41,858 --> 00:07:43,423 You know, one of us stays at my old house 153 00:07:43,488 --> 00:07:44,758 or your dad's, gets a good night's sleep 154 00:07:44,823 --> 00:07:45,842 while the other one stays here. 155 00:07:45,907 --> 00:07:48,209 We could, uh, trade off, you know? 156 00:07:48,379 --> 00:07:49,922 Okay. 157 00:07:49,988 --> 00:07:51,498 Dibs first night. 158 00:07:52,927 --> 00:07:54,322 Who got evicted? 159 00:07:54,458 --> 00:07:55,894 Aniya, that girl who was working 160 00:07:55,959 --> 00:07:57,729 at the beauty supply shop on Ashland. 161 00:07:57,794 --> 00:07:59,314 Is that the one that, uh, bellied up? 162 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:00,482 Oh, my God. 163 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:02,428 Yeah, yeah. One of many. 164 00:08:02,674 --> 00:08:05,225 Hey, I need you to run some errands for me today... 165 00:08:05,291 --> 00:08:07,545 Grocery, paint store. 166 00:08:08,909 --> 00:08:10,686 Is that a problem? 167 00:08:11,135 --> 00:08:13,120 No. Glad to. 168 00:08:14,321 --> 00:08:15,531 Mm. 169 00:08:17,576 --> 00:08:20,128 - I'm gonna go brush my teeth. - That's a good idea. 170 00:08:39,646 --> 00:08:41,022 Stop! 171 00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:21,695 Got you, fucker. 172 00:09:32,182 --> 00:09:33,741 Outstanding, Gallagher. 173 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,452 Thank you, sir. 174 00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:36,870 Why didn't you shoot him? 175 00:09:36,935 --> 00:09:38,472 I knew I could catch him, sir. 176 00:09:38,538 --> 00:09:40,612 Uncuff him. Give me the gun. 177 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,995 That's how it's done, cadets. 178 00:09:46,111 --> 00:09:47,531 Never shoot a suspect in the back. 179 00:09:47,597 --> 00:09:48,965 You wait for 'em to turn around, 180 00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:50,801 and then you shoot 'em in the face. 181 00:09:51,151 --> 00:09:52,925 Good to know, sir. 182 00:09:57,289 --> 00:09:58,600 Why are you shaving your head? 183 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,253 'Cause I'm goin' bald. 184 00:10:00,319 --> 00:10:01,686 But you're bald now, Kev. 185 00:10:01,751 --> 00:10:04,800 Exactly. Now no one will know I was going bald. 186 00:10:04,963 --> 00:10:06,214 Science. 187 00:10:06,423 --> 00:10:08,503 Should I just pour the weed right in? 188 00:10:08,693 --> 00:10:10,222 Yeah, I think so. 189 00:10:10,675 --> 00:10:13,026 Go see if those gummies are setting up right. 190 00:10:18,476 --> 00:10:20,362 They need a few more minutes. 191 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,589 Hey, no sampling the product. 192 00:10:28,778 --> 00:10:32,112 Excellent, Gemma. Nice and tight. 193 00:10:32,696 --> 00:10:34,292 Amy, good, but a little less product 194 00:10:34,358 --> 00:10:36,093 in the next one, okay? 195 00:10:36,990 --> 00:10:38,426 Kev, what are the girls doing? 196 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,809 Their tiny fingers are perfect. 197 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,269 Look, this is why they used little kids 198 00:10:42,334 --> 00:10:45,021 to dig stuff out of machinery back in the old days. 199 00:10:45,086 --> 00:10:47,399 They outlawed that, Kev. It's called child labor. 200 00:10:47,464 --> 00:10:50,443 Well, we're a family business now. 201 00:10:50,508 --> 00:10:51,695 We all need to pull our own weight. 202 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,614 No. Girls, go finish getting ready for school, 203 00:10:54,679 --> 00:10:56,116 and don't forget your masks. 204 00:10:56,181 --> 00:10:57,325 I was gonna have 'em wash their hands 205 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,077 - when they were done. - Girls, wash your hands. 206 00:10:59,142 --> 00:11:01,204 Did you pick up the display case? 207 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,873 Yeah, it's in the truck. 208 00:11:02,938 --> 00:11:04,499 Isn't this exciting? 209 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,710 Legal weed in Chicago? 210 00:11:06,775 --> 00:11:07,794 Can you believe it? 211 00:11:07,859 --> 00:11:10,338 Remember Diego, my roommate from the group home, 212 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:11,798 the one with the glass eye? 213 00:11:11,863 --> 00:11:13,216 He got 20 years. 214 00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:15,051 Now we can just sell it right out in the open. 215 00:11:15,116 --> 00:11:17,304 Not out in the open. We're not licensed yet. 216 00:11:17,369 --> 00:11:19,896 And we're supposed to be closed anyway. 217 00:11:20,484 --> 00:11:21,943 Amy? 218 00:11:22,009 --> 00:11:23,844 Gemma. 219 00:11:24,164 --> 00:11:25,890 Girl's got a gift. 220 00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:34,067 Mm, morning Mr. Milkovich. 221 00:11:34,132 --> 00:11:35,693 Morning, Mr. Gallagher. 222 00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:37,946 Five times last night. I'm feeling kinda raw. 223 00:11:38,011 --> 00:11:39,030 How about you, stud? 224 00:11:39,095 --> 00:11:40,949 I could go another five right now. 225 00:11:41,014 --> 00:11:42,242 - Mm - Mm-hmm. 226 00:11:42,307 --> 00:11:44,160 Some big talk. You ready to back it up? 227 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,912 Gotta get to work. 228 00:11:45,977 --> 00:11:47,622 Call in sick. 229 00:11:47,687 --> 00:11:48,832 We need the paycheck. 230 00:11:48,897 --> 00:11:50,625 All right. Your loss. 231 00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:52,043 Hey, you making breakfast for both of us? 232 00:11:52,108 --> 00:11:53,795 No. Didn't know you were gonna get up. 233 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:55,004 You didn't get up yesterday. 234 00:11:55,069 --> 00:11:56,881 Well, throw some more bread in that bitch. 235 00:11:56,946 --> 00:12:00,051 Sorry, I only make toast for husbands who have jobs. 236 00:12:00,116 --> 00:12:01,594 Good thing I have a job. 237 00:12:01,659 --> 00:12:02,887 No, you have a laundromat owner 238 00:12:02,952 --> 00:12:04,597 who's terrified you're gonna smash his face 239 00:12:04,662 --> 00:12:06,599 - into a dryer again. - Exactly. 240 00:12:06,664 --> 00:12:07,976 I'm sure he'd write you fake paystubs 241 00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:09,811 to give to your parole officer if I asked him. 242 00:12:09,876 --> 00:12:12,272 That's not the point. We need more money coming in. 243 00:12:12,337 --> 00:12:13,504 All right. 244 00:12:13,588 --> 00:12:14,816 Fine, I'll hit the Stop and Shop on Rush. 245 00:12:14,881 --> 00:12:17,318 Hey, no. I don't wanna be some sad-ass prison widow 246 00:12:17,383 --> 00:12:19,112 catching a bus to Stateville every weekend. 247 00:12:19,177 --> 00:12:20,947 No? Want me to get some shitty-ass 248 00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:22,073 minimum-wage job like you, 249 00:12:22,138 --> 00:12:23,491 hauling boxes around a warehouse? 250 00:12:23,556 --> 00:12:24,557 No. 251 00:12:24,641 --> 00:12:26,828 There aren't many other jobs left around here, Mick. 252 00:12:26,893 --> 00:12:28,288 It's either Amazon or digging graves. 253 00:12:28,353 --> 00:12:29,706 Until you decide to do one or the other, 254 00:12:29,771 --> 00:12:31,958 my shitty minimum-wage job is the only money 255 00:12:32,023 --> 00:12:32,959 we got coming in. 256 00:12:33,024 --> 00:12:35,551 - And the bills are piling up. - Uh-huh. 257 00:12:36,402 --> 00:12:37,422 Okay, fine. 258 00:12:37,487 --> 00:12:39,048 I'll start digging into the wedding present money 259 00:12:39,113 --> 00:12:41,557 instead of saving it to get our own place. 260 00:12:43,034 --> 00:12:44,512 Do what you gotta do, lover. 261 00:12:44,577 --> 00:12:46,514 Me, I'm gonna go take an ice bath. 262 00:12:46,579 --> 00:12:48,981 My asshole's on fire. 263 00:12:52,085 --> 00:12:53,271 Just not right. 264 00:12:53,336 --> 00:12:56,149 I mean, Julia's only ten months younger than me. 265 00:12:56,214 --> 00:12:57,609 Why do I have to plead guilty 266 00:12:57,674 --> 00:12:59,277 and wear this fuckin' ankle bracelet 267 00:12:59,342 --> 00:13:01,404 and do all that community service 268 00:13:01,469 --> 00:13:03,990 when Carl did the exact same thing with Julia 269 00:13:04,055 --> 00:13:05,450 but they didn't arrest him? 270 00:13:05,515 --> 00:13:07,327 Well, not exactly the same thing. 271 00:13:07,392 --> 00:13:11,998 He wasn't banging Julia and her mom at the same time. 272 00:13:12,063 --> 00:13:14,167 No, that judge just hates lesbians. 273 00:13:14,232 --> 00:13:16,920 I mean, did you see the way that he looked at me, 274 00:13:16,985 --> 00:13:18,360 at Julia? 275 00:13:18,444 --> 00:13:19,714 It was disgust. 276 00:13:19,779 --> 00:13:20,924 Mm, I don't know. 277 00:13:20,989 --> 00:13:22,091 He seemed pretty into it to me, 278 00:13:22,156 --> 00:13:24,510 especially when, uh, Julia was describing 279 00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:26,894 how you used to go down on her for hours. 280 00:13:28,246 --> 00:13:29,724 It's looking good, sweetie. 281 00:13:29,789 --> 00:13:31,601 Okay, it's time to get ready for school. 282 00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:34,646 No more Zoom. Real school. Let's put your shoes on. 283 00:13:34,711 --> 00:13:36,564 How long do you think it'll be before the school 284 00:13:36,629 --> 00:13:38,233 shuts down again this time? 285 00:13:38,298 --> 00:13:39,984 I bet a week. 286 00:13:40,049 --> 00:13:41,069 UPS just dropped this off. 287 00:13:41,134 --> 00:13:42,843 It came! 288 00:13:42,927 --> 00:13:44,864 - What is it? - Gotta put 'em on. 289 00:13:44,929 --> 00:13:46,783 Put what on? 290 00:13:46,848 --> 00:13:48,224 Let's go. 291 00:13:51,019 --> 00:13:53,539 Hmm. What do you think? 292 00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:55,333 Everything? 293 00:13:55,398 --> 00:13:58,586 Welding, plumbing, carpentry, household repairs. 294 00:13:58,651 --> 00:14:00,672 I mean, it could have multiple meanings. 295 00:14:00,737 --> 00:14:02,696 What? 296 00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:05,875 Liam, no. 297 00:14:05,941 --> 00:14:08,012 Hello, Debbie Does Everything? 298 00:14:08,077 --> 00:14:10,431 Um, I've got a rusty pipe. 299 00:14:10,496 --> 00:14:11,975 You think you could shine it up for me? 300 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,768 Look at my truck. 301 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,937 That doesn't tell you that I'm a handyman? 302 00:14:16,002 --> 00:14:19,539 Debbie Does Everything? My sewer line is clogged. 303 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:22,950 Can you please come over and plunge it for me? 304 00:14:28,598 --> 00:14:30,099 Huh. 305 00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:35,630 You see that house with the "For Sale" sign? 306 00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:38,876 The Sons of Columbus burned a cross in the yard 307 00:14:38,941 --> 00:14:41,462 the first night the Jacksons moved in. 308 00:14:41,527 --> 00:14:43,256 But the Jacksons were tough. 309 00:14:43,321 --> 00:14:46,551 Used to be sharecroppers in Alabama. 310 00:14:46,616 --> 00:14:49,685 A racist bonfire didn't scare them. 311 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:57,145 Mr. Jackson died of the 'VID last spring. 312 00:14:57,210 --> 00:15:01,572 He was a janitor over at Mercy. 313 00:15:06,094 --> 00:15:08,996 Getting a little dry here, laddie. 314 00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:14,085 My memory elixir! 315 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:16,964 Hey... 316 00:15:17,313 --> 00:15:20,460 thanks for caring for what I have to say, by the way. 317 00:15:20,525 --> 00:15:24,387 Well, you're the only person who responded to my flyer. 318 00:15:28,116 --> 00:15:32,638 "Units start as low as $170,000." 319 00:15:32,703 --> 00:15:37,268 Time was, you could've bought a whole block down here 320 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,193 for that much money. 321 00:15:40,628 --> 00:15:43,072 Everything's changing. 322 00:15:44,006 --> 00:15:46,986 The Prius crowd is moving in, 323 00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:49,781 taking advantage of the folks who lost their jobs 324 00:15:49,846 --> 00:15:51,157 in the Corona hoax. 325 00:15:51,222 --> 00:15:53,457 - Oh, hey, girl! - Hey! 326 00:15:55,726 --> 00:15:57,461 Let's go over by the park. 327 00:15:58,104 --> 00:15:59,624 I'll show you 328 00:15:59,689 --> 00:16:03,378 where the best crack house in Chicago used to be, 329 00:16:03,443 --> 00:16:05,588 see if any of the old gang's still around. 330 00:16:09,907 --> 00:16:11,219 Okay, Franny. 331 00:16:11,284 --> 00:16:13,436 Remember, no hugging anybody. 332 00:16:20,918 --> 00:16:22,063 They say anything about going back 333 00:16:22,128 --> 00:16:23,272 to alternating days, yet? 334 00:16:23,337 --> 00:16:24,440 Jesus, I hope not. 335 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,235 Boss won't let me bring Tommy to work anymore. 336 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:30,321 - Who's the new guy? - Uh, Barry. 337 00:16:30,386 --> 00:16:31,531 What'd he do? 338 00:16:31,596 --> 00:16:33,950 Rapist, I think. 339 00:16:34,015 --> 00:16:35,076 Yeah, he just got out. 340 00:16:35,141 --> 00:16:36,160 His son's kinda cute, though. 341 00:16:36,225 --> 00:16:37,620 He's the spiky-haired one 342 00:16:37,685 --> 00:16:39,122 right there in the Slayer shirt, you see him? 343 00:16:39,187 --> 00:16:41,040 Hey, Slash! Anyone gives you shit, 344 00:16:41,105 --> 00:16:42,917 I just want you to punch 'em in the throat 345 00:16:42,982 --> 00:16:44,293 like I showed you. 346 00:16:44,358 --> 00:16:46,802 Barry, you're over the line, man. 347 00:16:48,863 --> 00:16:49,841 The fuck'd you say? 348 00:16:49,906 --> 00:16:52,093 That line... It's exactly 500 feet 349 00:16:52,158 --> 00:16:53,511 from the school's entrance. 350 00:16:53,576 --> 00:16:55,346 If you cross it, the cops could bust you. 351 00:16:55,411 --> 00:16:57,723 Oh. Okay. Thanks. 352 00:16:57,788 --> 00:16:59,517 - Appreciate it. - Yeah. 353 00:16:59,582 --> 00:17:01,978 Debbie, misdemeanor... Statutory rape. 354 00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:04,147 But she was only ten months younger than me. 355 00:17:04,212 --> 00:17:07,233 Barry, statutory two, with felony. 356 00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:09,819 But hey, she looked 20. 357 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:12,613 I love you, Franny. 358 00:17:12,678 --> 00:17:15,122 Remember, no hugging the other kids. 359 00:17:34,464 --> 00:17:35,881 IOUs? 360 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,521 What the fuck is this? 361 00:17:39,587 --> 00:17:42,635 I go to get our money for the utilities 362 00:17:42,701 --> 00:17:45,813 out of our wedding cash, and all I find is IOUs. 363 00:17:45,878 --> 00:17:47,689 You spent all our money from the wedding? 364 00:17:47,755 --> 00:17:49,275 Relax, you know I'm good for it. 365 00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:51,944 That's not the point. It's not your money. 366 00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:53,576 It's our money. 367 00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:56,866 Okay, so I spent some of our money. 368 00:17:56,931 --> 00:17:58,223 On what? 369 00:17:58,427 --> 00:17:59,951 I don't know. Stuff. 370 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:03,810 It's-it's not your money to spend. 371 00:18:04,068 --> 00:18:06,042 We decided we were saving it to get our own place. 372 00:18:06,107 --> 00:18:07,877 No, no. You decided we were saving it 373 00:18:07,942 --> 00:18:08,878 to get our own place. 374 00:18:08,943 --> 00:18:10,171 I said we should use the wedding money 375 00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:11,422 for us to have some fuckin' fun. 376 00:18:11,487 --> 00:18:12,673 Yeah, one of us has certainly 377 00:18:12,738 --> 00:18:13,841 been having some fuckin' fun. 378 00:18:13,906 --> 00:18:16,559 Oh, quit being a bitch. I'll pay it back. 379 00:18:20,162 --> 00:18:21,914 Oh. 380 00:18:21,998 --> 00:18:25,061 We're supposed to be making these decisions together. 381 00:18:25,126 --> 00:18:29,857 Okay, so can I use some of our money to buy a beer? 382 00:18:29,922 --> 00:18:31,298 One beer. 383 00:18:31,382 --> 00:18:32,401 Sure. One beer. 384 00:18:32,466 --> 00:18:33,951 - Yes. - Great. 385 00:18:34,017 --> 00:18:35,169 So what about lube? 386 00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:37,490 Can I use our money to buy lube? 387 00:18:37,555 --> 00:18:39,742 You're the one who likes that expensive strawberry shit. 388 00:18:39,807 --> 00:18:41,327 I'm good with spit. 389 00:18:41,392 --> 00:18:44,163 What about your meds? Ain't cheap. 390 00:18:44,228 --> 00:18:46,123 That comin' out of your money or our money 391 00:18:46,188 --> 00:18:48,459 - or is that coming out of... - There isn't any your money 392 00:18:48,524 --> 00:18:50,753 or my money, there's only our money. 393 00:18:50,818 --> 00:18:52,880 That's what happens when you get married. 394 00:18:52,945 --> 00:18:54,029 Sure. 395 00:18:59,035 --> 00:19:01,187 I gotta get to work. 396 00:19:17,511 --> 00:19:19,865 Okay, I'm off. 397 00:19:19,930 --> 00:19:22,034 You have a good day with Daddy, all right? 398 00:19:22,099 --> 00:19:23,786 I thought you were gonna fix the wheel 399 00:19:23,851 --> 00:19:25,121 on that jogger yesterday. 400 00:19:25,186 --> 00:19:27,164 Yeah, no. I got caught up with this. 401 00:19:27,229 --> 00:19:29,041 Okay, well, do it, and take Fred for a run. 402 00:19:29,106 --> 00:19:31,794 Fresh air's supposed to help babies sleep at night. 403 00:19:31,859 --> 00:19:34,046 And then I need you to go by the paint store 404 00:19:34,111 --> 00:19:35,631 and pick up four gallons of this: 405 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,175 - Seafoam Morning Mist. - Mm-hmm. 406 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,719 And then can you swing by Voodoo Java 407 00:19:39,784 --> 00:19:41,804 and get me a skinny grande latte with extra foam 408 00:19:41,869 --> 00:19:42,930 and drop it by the salon? 409 00:19:42,995 --> 00:19:45,933 I've got ten clients today, and I am not gonna make it 410 00:19:45,998 --> 00:19:48,317 without my midday caffeine. 411 00:19:51,128 --> 00:19:53,441 So how much did we pay for this? 412 00:19:53,506 --> 00:19:55,192 It's a '47 Chief. 413 00:19:55,257 --> 00:19:56,884 Mm-hmm. 414 00:19:58,094 --> 00:20:00,220 3 grand. 415 00:20:00,304 --> 00:20:01,824 Just 'cause things are tight, 416 00:20:01,889 --> 00:20:03,618 you know, the salon was closed for a long time, 417 00:20:03,683 --> 00:20:07,204 your hours being cut back at the shop, so... 418 00:20:07,269 --> 00:20:09,171 Voodoo Java? 419 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,460 I know, but it's so good. 420 00:20:12,525 --> 00:20:14,587 Well, you know, this'll be worth, I mean, 421 00:20:14,652 --> 00:20:17,548 around 12 when I'm done, maybe even more. 422 00:20:17,613 --> 00:20:19,406 Mm. 423 00:20:19,490 --> 00:20:20,551 - All right. - Yeah. 424 00:20:20,616 --> 00:20:21,969 - Bye. - Muah. 425 00:20:22,034 --> 00:20:23,387 Don't forget to wear your mask. 426 00:20:23,452 --> 00:20:25,389 I don't wanna get that shit again. 427 00:20:25,454 --> 00:20:26,580 Ha. 428 00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,187 I made a big mistake, son. 429 00:20:31,252 --> 00:20:32,355 See, I rented this house 430 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:33,522 without asking your mommy first, 431 00:20:33,587 --> 00:20:36,364 and now I'm basically her bitch. 432 00:20:39,885 --> 00:20:43,949 Gallagher, you ready for this afternoon, cadet? 433 00:20:44,014 --> 00:20:46,702 - Sir. - Department's counting on you. 434 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:47,870 I won't let you down. 435 00:20:47,935 --> 00:20:49,497 Don't let that oath mess ya up. 436 00:20:49,562 --> 00:20:51,165 - Sir? - Yeah, you know, 437 00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:53,542 the truth, the whole truth, nothin' but the truth... 438 00:20:53,607 --> 00:20:55,127 It's all bullshit. 439 00:20:55,192 --> 00:20:57,129 You just tell the judge what they need to hear to convict. 440 00:20:57,194 --> 00:20:58,631 The bastard's guilty as hell. 441 00:20:58,696 --> 00:21:00,091 Roger that. 442 00:21:00,156 --> 00:21:03,344 I'm, uh, I'm aware your academy application 443 00:21:03,409 --> 00:21:06,055 included several irregularities. 444 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,682 Irregularities, sir? 445 00:21:07,747 --> 00:21:10,976 Your age, your IQ score. 446 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:13,562 But with the loss of so many officers to the 'rona, 447 00:21:13,627 --> 00:21:15,690 the bosses are willing to put you on the street, 448 00:21:15,755 --> 00:21:17,274 as long as you do the right thing today. 449 00:21:17,339 --> 00:21:19,150 - I will, sir. - It's not a tough call 450 00:21:19,216 --> 00:21:20,236 to give you a badge. 451 00:21:20,301 --> 00:21:22,655 You're number one in your class in firearms, 452 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,323 choke holds, baton beatings. 453 00:21:24,388 --> 00:21:26,242 Well, what about my classroom work, sir? 454 00:21:26,307 --> 00:21:28,411 You know, state laws, criminal statutes? 455 00:21:28,476 --> 00:21:29,495 I'm kind of a slow reader. 456 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,602 Dead last. 457 00:21:30,686 --> 00:21:32,206 But, hey, you don't have to be an Einstein 458 00:21:32,271 --> 00:21:33,874 to wear the blue. 459 00:21:33,939 --> 00:21:35,501 Bustin' heads is a man's job, 460 00:21:35,566 --> 00:21:37,545 and you are a natural born ass kicker. 461 00:21:37,610 --> 00:21:40,089 So you go in that courtroom this afternoon and kick ass. 462 00:21:40,154 --> 00:21:41,924 - Huh? - Yes, sir. 463 00:21:43,532 --> 00:21:46,929 I like making bad decisions 464 00:21:46,994 --> 00:21:49,473 That's right, Jamie. Keep those ropes movin'. 465 00:21:49,538 --> 00:21:52,184 Your rhomboids are loving it. 466 00:21:52,249 --> 00:21:53,853 Back straight. 467 00:21:53,918 --> 00:21:55,146 Engage those abs. 468 00:21:55,211 --> 00:21:56,522 That's it, Celeste. 469 00:21:56,587 --> 00:21:58,065 That's two more laps. 470 00:21:58,130 --> 00:21:59,567 You got this. 471 00:21:59,632 --> 00:22:01,569 All right, listen up, kombucha drinkers. 472 00:22:01,634 --> 00:22:03,904 The Alibi has special prices 473 00:22:03,969 --> 00:22:06,073 for all your cannabis needs. 474 00:22:06,138 --> 00:22:07,074 Sore muscles? 475 00:22:07,139 --> 00:22:08,784 Anxiety 'cause you're not getting enough likes 476 00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:11,454 for your most recent adorable puppy post? 477 00:22:11,519 --> 00:22:13,497 The Alibi's got two-for-one deals 478 00:22:13,562 --> 00:22:15,416 on all spliffs for anyone wearing 479 00:22:15,481 --> 00:22:16,667 a Kev Fit t-shirt, 480 00:22:16,732 --> 00:22:18,377 which are for sale right over there on that tire. 481 00:22:18,442 --> 00:22:20,588 What the hell are you doing, Dash? 482 00:22:20,653 --> 00:22:22,047 Get your overeducated ass up 483 00:22:22,112 --> 00:22:24,807 and give me another 50 mailbox presses. 484 00:22:26,242 --> 00:22:27,928 Jesus, man. Are you all right? 485 00:22:27,993 --> 00:22:29,472 It's my crypto. 486 00:22:29,537 --> 00:22:30,746 Your what? 487 00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:32,224 My Bitcoin. 488 00:22:32,289 --> 00:22:33,851 It's down 30, and I was using it 489 00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:35,853 to leverage my Tether and my Ethereum. 490 00:22:35,918 --> 00:22:38,946 I have no idea what you just said. 491 00:22:39,088 --> 00:22:42,067 Oil futures gutted my portfolio last spring. 492 00:22:42,132 --> 00:22:44,695 So if there's another two-point drop on my cryptos, 493 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,906 I'll have to cover a margin call. 494 00:22:46,971 --> 00:22:48,032 So that's bad. 495 00:22:48,097 --> 00:22:50,117 It's fucking Death Star Order of the Sith 496 00:22:50,182 --> 00:22:52,912 Korriban invasion exploding planet bad, man! 497 00:22:52,977 --> 00:22:55,664 I'll-I'll have to call my-my dad. 498 00:22:55,729 --> 00:22:58,751 - I got you. Come on. - Okay. 499 00:22:58,816 --> 00:23:02,011 Acid rock continues 500 00:23:20,754 --> 00:23:25,528 Blue Dream. Yellow Sunflower. 501 00:23:25,593 --> 00:23:28,405 Purple Haze. Our five-year-old daughter Gemma 502 00:23:28,470 --> 00:23:29,949 rolled those herself. 503 00:23:30,014 --> 00:23:32,284 Pink Peppermint. 504 00:23:32,349 --> 00:23:33,661 Mama's Mocha. 505 00:23:33,726 --> 00:23:36,205 Gorilla... although, I don't recommend Gorilla 506 00:23:36,270 --> 00:23:37,456 for a beginner like you. 507 00:23:37,521 --> 00:23:38,415 Oh, I'm not a beginner. 508 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,625 I smoked a lot of weed in college. 509 00:23:39,690 --> 00:23:41,585 College weed, not the same thing. 510 00:23:41,650 --> 00:23:43,254 Where'd you go to college? 511 00:23:43,319 --> 00:23:45,965 - Kenyon. - Where the fuck is Kenyon? 512 00:23:46,030 --> 00:23:48,448 Ohio. 513 00:23:48,532 --> 00:23:50,970 Yeah, you're a rookie. 514 00:23:51,035 --> 00:23:53,055 Stick with the gummies and the baked goods. 515 00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:56,559 V baked these brownies herself this morning. 516 00:23:56,624 --> 00:23:57,768 Ooh, I love brownies. 517 00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:59,019 You've had these kind of brownies? 518 00:23:59,084 --> 00:24:00,437 No, but they look delicious. 519 00:24:00,502 --> 00:24:02,064 They have a kick. You gotta make sure 520 00:24:02,129 --> 00:24:04,608 you have some place safe to sit after you eat one. 521 00:24:04,673 --> 00:24:05,693 One brownie? 522 00:24:05,758 --> 00:24:08,362 Jesus, potheads are a bunch of pussies. 523 00:24:08,427 --> 00:24:10,072 I knocked back 15 tequila shots 524 00:24:10,137 --> 00:24:13,284 at my nephew's weird socially distant wedding last week, 525 00:24:13,349 --> 00:24:15,369 and was fine driving home. 526 00:24:15,434 --> 00:24:16,268 Fifteen? 527 00:24:16,352 --> 00:24:17,663 You check the grill of your car the next morning 528 00:24:17,728 --> 00:24:20,082 to make sure there wasn't blood and hanks of hair? 529 00:24:20,147 --> 00:24:22,167 What's a socially distanced wedding like? 530 00:24:22,232 --> 00:24:23,275 Stupid. 531 00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:24,712 It was one person per pew, 532 00:24:24,777 --> 00:24:26,547 and the bride and groom kissed each other 533 00:24:26,612 --> 00:24:27,548 with their masks on. 534 00:24:27,613 --> 00:24:28,716 Like they're not just gonna go back 535 00:24:28,781 --> 00:24:30,676 to the Honeymoon Hotel and bang boots. 536 00:24:30,741 --> 00:24:34,722 Okay, weed is for old hippies and cancer patients. 537 00:24:34,787 --> 00:24:36,056 Real men drink. 538 00:24:36,121 --> 00:24:39,894 Taylor Swift over there needs a shot of JB, not gummies. 539 00:24:39,959 --> 00:24:43,397 I-I tried weed when Grammy had some for her glaucoma. 540 00:24:43,462 --> 00:24:44,607 Made me sleepy. 541 00:24:44,672 --> 00:24:47,109 Aw, this isn't your grammy's weed, Kermit. 542 00:24:47,174 --> 00:24:48,611 Glaucoma weed is a Prius. 543 00:24:48,676 --> 00:24:50,994 This is a Ferrari at Daytona weed. 544 00:24:52,262 --> 00:24:53,872 We're closed. 545 00:24:55,099 --> 00:24:57,661 City of Chicago says all bars are closed 546 00:24:57,726 --> 00:25:00,462 until further notice. 547 00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:04,777 Go, go, go, go, go! Hide in the back. 548 00:25:04,843 --> 00:25:07,379 - This is what we practiced. - We are absolutely complying 549 00:25:07,444 --> 00:25:09,673 with the mayor's very smart decision 550 00:25:09,738 --> 00:25:13,093 to close all bars and taverns. 551 00:25:18,747 --> 00:25:20,684 ♪ Distractions all around ♪ 552 00:25:20,749 --> 00:25:22,269 - What's up? - Oh, my... 553 00:25:22,334 --> 00:25:24,271 - The fuck, Kev? - Come on. 554 00:25:24,336 --> 00:25:26,023 Hail 'rona survivors. 555 00:25:26,088 --> 00:25:27,733 What-where is everyone? 556 00:25:27,798 --> 00:25:29,234 Fuck, Frank? 557 00:25:29,299 --> 00:25:30,736 You were supposed to use the secret knock 558 00:25:30,801 --> 00:25:31,946 on the door in the gym. 559 00:25:32,018 --> 00:25:33,070 What? No, no. 560 00:25:33,136 --> 00:25:35,324 I heard somewhere bars are open again. 561 00:25:35,389 --> 00:25:36,542 Three weeks ago, maybe. 562 00:25:36,608 --> 00:25:39,161 Mayor shut us all down again on Tuesday. 563 00:25:39,226 --> 00:25:41,747 Well, who the hell can keep track? 564 00:25:41,812 --> 00:25:44,166 And excuse me, but fuck the mayor. 565 00:25:44,231 --> 00:25:47,002 He has no authority to tread upon my rights 566 00:25:47,067 --> 00:25:48,379 as a free American male 567 00:25:48,444 --> 00:25:51,382 to drink my favorite brew in the tavern of my choice. 568 00:25:51,447 --> 00:25:55,219 The mayor is a she, and she has every right to do it, and has. 569 00:25:55,284 --> 00:25:57,554 Come on out, everyone. It's just Frank. 570 00:25:57,619 --> 00:26:00,891 There they are. Do you want to... 571 00:26:00,956 --> 00:26:02,017 False alarm, everybody. 572 00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:03,310 Uh, this is-this is Brad. 573 00:26:03,375 --> 00:26:05,729 He's making a major film about me. 574 00:26:05,794 --> 00:26:06,939 Actually, my name is Alan. 575 00:26:07,004 --> 00:26:10,567 I'm a graduate student at Lake Forest. 576 00:26:10,632 --> 00:26:13,385 Holy shit. 577 00:26:14,595 --> 00:26:16,573 What the hell is that? 578 00:26:16,638 --> 00:26:20,160 Have I finally arrived at Mecca after a long pilgrimage? 579 00:26:20,225 --> 00:26:22,037 Hands off, Frank. We're not offering credit 580 00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:23,205 on cannabis products. 581 00:26:23,270 --> 00:26:24,373 Payment up front only. 582 00:26:24,438 --> 00:26:27,543 Lake Forest? The hell are you doing all the way down here? 583 00:26:27,608 --> 00:26:29,086 My doctoral dissertation 584 00:26:29,151 --> 00:26:30,838 is on neighborhoods in transition 585 00:26:30,903 --> 00:26:32,297 due to the economic displacement 586 00:26:32,362 --> 00:26:33,424 caused by the pandemic. 587 00:26:33,489 --> 00:26:35,009 Well, you've come to the right place. 588 00:26:35,074 --> 00:26:37,344 Lots of economic displacement and transition 589 00:26:37,409 --> 00:26:38,804 going on around here. 590 00:26:38,869 --> 00:26:41,223 Gentrification, my friends. 591 00:26:41,288 --> 00:26:43,517 The ten percenters gobbling up what's left 592 00:26:43,582 --> 00:26:47,187 of the working man's dreams when he's down and out. 593 00:26:47,252 --> 00:26:51,191 Felled by a tiny, lifeless microbe. 594 00:26:51,256 --> 00:26:53,819 We're the last of the Mohicans. 595 00:26:53,884 --> 00:26:56,613 Chicago aboriginals struggling to preserve 596 00:26:56,678 --> 00:26:57,781 a vanishing culture. 597 00:26:57,846 --> 00:26:59,533 Actually, there were aboriginal cultures 598 00:26:59,598 --> 00:27:01,243 here before us. 599 00:27:01,308 --> 00:27:03,037 The Miami and the Kickapoo tribes. 600 00:27:03,102 --> 00:27:04,204 Also Gallaghers. 601 00:27:04,269 --> 00:27:06,749 Kev, could we? 602 00:27:06,814 --> 00:27:10,461 Oh, shit, I... pay the man. 603 00:27:10,526 --> 00:27:13,088 - Do you take Venmo? - Hell no. 604 00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:15,947 Holy shit. 605 00:27:18,367 --> 00:27:20,429 - Gorilla? - Yep. 606 00:27:20,494 --> 00:27:22,579 Ohio. 607 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,852 Hey, Mrs. Lionetti, I'm almost done. 608 00:27:26,917 --> 00:27:28,771 Leave. Now. 609 00:27:28,836 --> 00:27:30,439 Huh? I'm almost finished. 610 00:27:30,504 --> 00:27:32,649 - Seven? - Seven what? 611 00:27:32,714 --> 00:27:34,735 She was seven years old? 612 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:35,569 Who was seven years old? 613 00:27:35,634 --> 00:27:36,945 If my Tony were still alive, 614 00:27:37,010 --> 00:27:39,330 he'd take you down to the lake, shoot you, 615 00:27:39,396 --> 00:27:40,518 and push you in for the fish. 616 00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:41,617 What are you talking about? 617 00:27:41,682 --> 00:27:44,787 I got a notification. I checked the website. 618 00:27:44,852 --> 00:27:47,706 - What website? - The sex offender website. 619 00:27:47,771 --> 00:27:50,000 And your picture is on it. 620 00:27:50,065 --> 00:27:52,002 This is you, right? 621 00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:11,647 ♪ I was off and runnin' ♪ 622 00:28:11,712 --> 00:28:15,400 ♪ I never saw it comin' ♪ 623 00:28:15,465 --> 00:28:17,945 ♪ But sometimes all the moves that you make ♪ 624 00:28:18,010 --> 00:28:21,663 ♪ Start to shake ♪ ♪ all the meaning from before ♪ 625 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:27,162 ♪ I was up and comin' ♪ 626 00:28:27,227 --> 00:28:30,958 ♪ I never stop for nothin' ♪ 627 00:28:31,023 --> 00:28:34,002 ♪ But then she ripped ♪ ♪ my heart from my chest ♪ 628 00:28:34,067 --> 00:28:36,004 Hey, Hassan, coffee still fresh? 629 00:28:36,069 --> 00:28:37,339 Four hours old. 630 00:28:37,404 --> 00:28:38,549 That's good enough. 631 00:28:38,614 --> 00:28:41,116 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 632 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,101 Gimme one sec. 633 00:28:46,663 --> 00:28:48,665 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 634 00:28:48,749 --> 00:28:51,353 ♪ Hella sweet ♪ 635 00:28:51,418 --> 00:28:54,363 - That still a buck? - Yep. 636 00:28:55,881 --> 00:28:57,151 Here you go. 637 00:28:57,217 --> 00:28:58,760 Thank you. 638 00:29:06,422 --> 00:29:09,406 - $5.49? Jesus. - ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 639 00:29:09,691 --> 00:29:12,343 ♪ Hella sweet ♪ 640 00:29:15,150 --> 00:29:17,193 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 641 00:29:17,277 --> 00:29:19,805 Hella sweet 642 00:29:23,492 --> 00:29:27,097 He spent all our wedding money on God knows what. 643 00:29:27,162 --> 00:29:29,099 Isn't marriage supposed to be about communication? 644 00:29:29,164 --> 00:29:31,435 Compromise? Agreed upon mutual fuckin' goals? 645 00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,478 How's that supposed to happen when one person in the marriage 646 00:29:33,543 --> 00:29:35,230 just goes off and does whatever the hell he wants 647 00:29:35,295 --> 00:29:37,566 without telling the other person what he's doing? 648 00:29:37,631 --> 00:29:39,860 Sounds just like me and my first husband, Juan. 649 00:29:39,925 --> 00:29:40,882 No communication. 650 00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:42,237 He sits around the house all day 651 00:29:42,302 --> 00:29:44,865 like we're not in the worst economy since the Depression. 652 00:29:44,930 --> 00:29:46,491 Says we're still on our honeymoon. 653 00:29:46,556 --> 00:29:47,659 How long you been married? 654 00:29:47,724 --> 00:29:49,536 Six months. 655 00:29:49,601 --> 00:29:51,121 What's he expect us to live on? 656 00:29:51,186 --> 00:29:52,706 The bills are piling up. 657 00:29:52,771 --> 00:29:54,124 Marriage is hard. 658 00:29:54,189 --> 00:29:56,501 You should've worked that shit out before you tied the knot. 659 00:29:56,566 --> 00:29:59,970 Once you're married, it's already too late. 660 00:30:19,214 --> 00:30:20,692 Let me show you somethin' 661 00:30:20,757 --> 00:30:21,777 It's on the scene 662 00:30:21,842 --> 00:30:24,196 A new wave, 360 degrees 663 00:30:24,261 --> 00:30:25,697 Above the power 664 00:30:25,762 --> 00:30:26,949 The power of me 665 00:30:27,014 --> 00:30:29,743 Me as in he, and she, and we 666 00:30:29,808 --> 00:30:30,953 Yeah, you got the news 667 00:30:31,018 --> 00:30:33,247 There's something in the air 668 00:30:33,312 --> 00:30:34,713 There's something in the air 669 00:30:39,735 --> 00:30:41,720 Thanks, Teri. 670 00:30:46,491 --> 00:30:48,845 - Hey. - Hi. 671 00:30:48,910 --> 00:30:51,098 Look at you. You fixed the jogger. 672 00:30:51,163 --> 00:30:52,956 Yeah. 673 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,526 Hello, baby of mine. Hi. 674 00:30:57,252 --> 00:31:00,148 Wow. You're sweating. 675 00:31:00,213 --> 00:31:02,567 I did five miles. 676 00:31:02,632 --> 00:31:06,328 Thank God. You're my savior. 677 00:31:06,553 --> 00:31:09,324 And, uh, two packets raw sugar, right? 678 00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:12,209 - Yes. Thanks. - Here you go. 679 00:31:13,435 --> 00:31:14,830 Did you go by the paint store yet? 680 00:31:14,895 --> 00:31:16,665 I'm heading there next. 681 00:31:16,730 --> 00:31:20,669 Oh. Where's my foam? 682 00:31:20,734 --> 00:31:23,547 Oh, uh, you know, it must've gotten 683 00:31:23,612 --> 00:31:26,174 all mixed in, you know, when I was running. 684 00:31:26,239 --> 00:31:28,033 Oh. 685 00:31:33,455 --> 00:31:35,040 Oh, God. 686 00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:37,834 Delicious. 687 00:31:37,918 --> 00:31:39,810 Thank you. 688 00:31:39,928 --> 00:31:41,004 Muah. 689 00:31:41,088 --> 00:31:42,714 Oh. 690 00:31:49,763 --> 00:31:53,791 Seven! It says Julia was seven years old, not 17. 691 00:31:54,976 --> 00:31:56,079 It's not fuckin' funny. 692 00:31:56,144 --> 00:31:58,707 Everybody's gonna think I'm a child molester. 693 00:31:58,772 --> 00:32:00,667 Well, you sort of are. 694 00:32:00,732 --> 00:32:03,795 It's got my address, my social security number, my email. 695 00:32:03,860 --> 00:32:04,963 God damn it. 696 00:32:05,028 --> 00:32:06,256 I'm lucky if the neighborhood moms 697 00:32:06,321 --> 00:32:08,383 don't show up out front tonight with torches 698 00:32:08,448 --> 00:32:10,844 to hang me from the playground swing set. 699 00:32:10,909 --> 00:32:13,430 Okay, it's probably not that big of a deal. 700 00:32:13,495 --> 00:32:14,973 Look at all these other guys. 701 00:32:15,038 --> 00:32:17,351 - What? - All these little dots 702 00:32:17,416 --> 00:32:19,394 on the map are sex offenders in the area. 703 00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:20,960 Jesus. 704 00:32:21,044 --> 00:32:22,189 There must be 100 of them. 705 00:32:22,254 --> 00:32:24,573 What the fuck is wrong with people? 706 00:32:25,090 --> 00:32:27,402 Hey, that's Mr. Mosier down the block. 707 00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:29,696 I knew it. He was always way too into Halloween. 708 00:32:29,761 --> 00:32:31,913 Nice picture, though. 709 00:32:33,223 --> 00:32:35,160 You're sexy. 710 00:32:35,225 --> 00:32:38,211 I mean, look at that cleavage. 711 00:32:39,104 --> 00:32:42,084 - Yeah, I do look pretty hot. - Mm-hmm. 712 00:32:42,149 --> 00:32:43,608 Oh, shit. 713 00:32:43,692 --> 00:32:45,927 Who the hell is gonna hire me now? 714 00:32:48,864 --> 00:32:51,301 I told Lieutenant Rucker I was undercover, 715 00:32:51,366 --> 00:32:53,178 but he said I wasn't undercover. 716 00:32:53,243 --> 00:32:57,516 But I was. Which is why I'm here today. 717 00:32:57,581 --> 00:33:00,936 What were you asked to do in that house, Mr. Gallagher? 718 00:33:01,001 --> 00:33:03,355 Empty my bowels, ma'am. 719 00:33:03,420 --> 00:33:05,190 So, defecate? 720 00:33:05,255 --> 00:33:07,359 I did not defecate. 721 00:33:07,424 --> 00:33:09,528 I took a shit. 722 00:33:09,593 --> 00:33:11,696 Can you point to the man 723 00:33:11,761 --> 00:33:13,615 who told you to take that shit? 724 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,784 That's him, ma'am. 725 00:33:15,849 --> 00:33:17,035 Please let the record show 726 00:33:17,100 --> 00:33:21,129 Mr. Gallagher identified the defendant, Otis Grange. 727 00:33:24,816 --> 00:33:26,968 Mr. Winston. 728 00:33:29,362 --> 00:33:31,383 So, Mr. Gallagher, 729 00:33:31,448 --> 00:33:33,135 you're a police cadet, are you not? 730 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:34,492 Yes, sir. 731 00:33:34,576 --> 00:33:36,638 And you're 19 years old? 732 00:33:36,703 --> 00:33:37,722 Almost 20, sir. 733 00:33:37,787 --> 00:33:40,058 And how exactly did you get a spot 734 00:33:40,123 --> 00:33:44,729 at the Chicago Police Academy at such a tender age? 735 00:33:44,794 --> 00:33:47,858 Tender? I'm not tender, sir. 736 00:33:47,923 --> 00:33:48,984 I work out. 737 00:33:49,049 --> 00:33:51,278 - I can bench 240. - Good for you. 738 00:33:51,343 --> 00:33:54,072 Did anyone promise you a spot at the police academy 739 00:33:54,137 --> 00:33:56,533 in exchange for your testimony against my client today? 740 00:33:56,598 --> 00:33:59,161 Sir, if you were to work garbage duty 741 00:33:59,226 --> 00:34:00,912 in Chicago for six months, 742 00:34:00,977 --> 00:34:02,706 you'd deserve a spot, too. 743 00:34:02,771 --> 00:34:03,915 Is that a no? 744 00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:06,918 Garbage in Chicago is dirty, sir. 745 00:34:06,983 --> 00:34:08,378 Very dirty. 746 00:34:08,443 --> 00:34:10,297 So no quid pro quo. 747 00:34:10,362 --> 00:34:11,381 Squid pro what? 748 00:34:11,446 --> 00:34:14,092 Were you told that you could enter the police academy 749 00:34:14,157 --> 00:34:17,429 two years early in exchange for your testimony? 750 00:34:17,494 --> 00:34:20,098 And let me remind you that you have taken an oath 751 00:34:20,163 --> 00:34:22,017 in this court to tell the truth, 752 00:34:22,082 --> 00:34:24,644 and only the truth, so help you God. 753 00:34:24,709 --> 00:34:25,960 No, sir. 754 00:34:26,044 --> 00:34:27,647 I got into the academy because they know 755 00:34:27,712 --> 00:34:30,233 I'm gonna be a great police officer. 756 00:34:30,298 --> 00:34:33,403 You understand, Mr. Gallagher, 757 00:34:33,468 --> 00:34:36,031 that lying under oath is perjury, 758 00:34:36,096 --> 00:34:38,700 punishable by up to five years in state prison. 759 00:34:38,765 --> 00:34:40,577 Are you calling me a liar, sir? 760 00:34:40,642 --> 00:34:43,330 Why? Because I grew up poor on the South Side? 761 00:34:43,395 --> 00:34:46,333 Because my father is a drunk and my mother was a junkie? 762 00:34:46,398 --> 00:34:47,792 Because I'm not as smart as you 763 00:34:47,857 --> 00:34:50,670 and you can humiliate me using big words I don't know. 764 00:34:50,735 --> 00:34:53,173 I got into the academy because they know 765 00:34:53,238 --> 00:34:54,549 when we roll up on a gun fight, 766 00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:56,510 I'll be the one running towards the shooting, 767 00:34:56,575 --> 00:34:57,427 not away from it. 768 00:34:57,492 --> 00:34:59,888 They know when a 911 call comes in 769 00:34:59,953 --> 00:35:02,724 and it's some bastard scumbag pistol-whipping 770 00:35:02,789 --> 00:35:05,018 a little girl, trying to steal her pink bicycle, 771 00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:08,563 that I'll be there, ready to take a bullet in the face. 772 00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:17,120 O... kay. 773 00:35:19,264 --> 00:35:21,535 There you go. Hey, man. 774 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,655 Yo, Flavio. Hey. 775 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:24,855 I didn't know you worked here. 776 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,038 I thought you were still at Rowdy's Chicken. 777 00:35:26,103 --> 00:35:27,706 Yeah, yeah, Rowdy's closed for good, man. 778 00:35:27,772 --> 00:35:29,793 I survived the first shutdown, but not the second one. 779 00:35:29,858 --> 00:35:32,462 So my uncle got me a job here. 780 00:35:32,527 --> 00:35:33,640 He's afraid of my mom. 781 00:35:33,706 --> 00:35:35,006 We all are. She drinking again? 782 00:35:35,071 --> 00:35:36,716 Yeah. Waving that gun around. 783 00:35:36,781 --> 00:35:38,301 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 784 00:35:38,366 --> 00:35:39,511 That your kid? 785 00:35:39,577 --> 00:35:42,639 Uh, yeah, that's Fred. Oh, he's sleeping. 786 00:35:42,704 --> 00:35:44,641 Hey, look, you got, uh, 787 00:35:44,706 --> 00:35:47,263 this Seafoam Morning Mist? 788 00:35:47,630 --> 00:35:49,895 Uh, sure, yeah. The Monticello Collection. 789 00:35:49,961 --> 00:35:52,023 Supposed to be the colors Thomas Jefferson created 790 00:35:52,088 --> 00:35:53,108 for Monticello. 791 00:35:53,173 --> 00:35:54,317 No kidding. Jefferson, huh? 792 00:35:54,382 --> 00:35:55,819 Yeah, it's probably bullshit, 793 00:35:55,884 --> 00:35:57,612 but the PBR crowd eats it up. 794 00:35:57,677 --> 00:35:59,948 - It's pricey, though. - Yeah? How pricey? 795 00:36:00,013 --> 00:36:01,074 Uh, how many you need? 796 00:36:01,139 --> 00:36:02,617 I don't know, four gallons. 797 00:36:02,682 --> 00:36:04,744 Set you back a little over a hundie with tax. 798 00:36:04,809 --> 00:36:06,413 - Ooh. - Yeah. 799 00:36:06,478 --> 00:36:08,604 Um... 800 00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:10,799 Hey, what about these? 801 00:36:11,066 --> 00:36:13,336 Paint the yoga mat ladies buy and then return 802 00:36:13,401 --> 00:36:15,255 'cause they say it didn't match the sample book. 803 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,723 - Got any blues? - Mm, probably. 804 00:36:21,284 --> 00:36:22,994 Mm, hmm... 805 00:36:23,584 --> 00:36:24,745 Hey. 806 00:36:24,829 --> 00:36:27,058 Oh, wait, what about this one? 807 00:36:27,123 --> 00:36:28,810 Ah, no, they're not the same. 808 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,020 Ah, it's close enough. 809 00:36:30,085 --> 00:36:31,938 You got another one of these blues? 810 00:36:32,003 --> 00:36:33,546 Uh... 811 00:36:33,630 --> 00:36:35,567 Yeah, yeah. 812 00:36:35,632 --> 00:36:37,319 All right, great. 813 00:36:37,384 --> 00:36:39,154 Now we just need two more. 814 00:36:39,219 --> 00:36:40,864 That's not bad. 815 00:36:40,929 --> 00:36:43,533 Hey, what do you think about those? 816 00:36:43,598 --> 00:36:44,993 And blend together in the mixer, 817 00:36:45,058 --> 00:36:46,202 pour the mixed paint 818 00:36:46,267 --> 00:36:47,329 back into the cans. 819 00:36:47,394 --> 00:36:48,913 You write Seafoam Morning Mist on those cans, 820 00:36:48,978 --> 00:36:50,707 there's an extra tenner in it for you, all right? 821 00:36:50,772 --> 00:36:52,250 - Deal. - Thank you, thank you. 822 00:36:52,315 --> 00:36:53,232 Thank you. 823 00:36:53,316 --> 00:36:56,504 Hey, we're all set, okay, bud? 824 00:36:56,569 --> 00:36:59,013 We're almost outta here, all right? 825 00:37:01,282 --> 00:37:04,179 You check to make sure he's still breathing? 826 00:37:04,244 --> 00:37:06,238 I think he wet his pants. 827 00:37:06,304 --> 00:37:07,766 Where the hell'd you get that? 828 00:37:07,831 --> 00:37:10,393 On the floor. Joe College didn't finish it. 829 00:37:10,458 --> 00:37:13,313 Pretty good shit. I'd give it four puffs. 830 00:37:13,378 --> 00:37:16,900 - How's the Blue Dream? - Mm. 831 00:37:16,965 --> 00:37:19,194 "You'll float on a downy bank of clouds 832 00:37:19,259 --> 00:37:21,154 on a bright summer's day." 833 00:37:21,219 --> 00:37:22,530 The Pink Peppermint? 834 00:37:22,595 --> 00:37:24,157 "Hints of an herb garden, 835 00:37:24,222 --> 00:37:26,326 Alice in Wonderland, and the Mad Hatter." 836 00:37:26,391 --> 00:37:27,827 What flavor are the gummies, lime? 837 00:37:27,892 --> 00:37:29,621 - Mm-hmm. - Jesus, where the fuck are we? 838 00:37:29,686 --> 00:37:31,873 Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory? 839 00:37:31,938 --> 00:37:33,833 What about the Purple Haze? Is it really strong? 840 00:37:33,898 --> 00:37:34,918 Uh, I'm not too sure about that one. 841 00:37:34,983 --> 00:37:36,211 We just got that one in. 842 00:37:36,276 --> 00:37:38,088 But our daughter Gemma... She's five... 843 00:37:38,153 --> 00:37:39,506 - She rolled those herself. - Oh. 844 00:37:39,571 --> 00:37:41,424 Maybe I could be of some help. 845 00:37:41,489 --> 00:37:43,343 Why don't you order one of each, 846 00:37:43,408 --> 00:37:45,220 and I can sample them for you 847 00:37:45,285 --> 00:37:49,015 and then rate them on my world- renowned Gallagher Puff Scale? 848 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:49,933 Puff Scale? 849 00:37:49,998 --> 00:37:52,811 One puff being a glass of rosé 850 00:37:52,876 --> 00:37:54,562 on a warm, summery day. 851 00:37:54,627 --> 00:37:57,273 Five puffs being you wake up naked in an alley 852 00:37:57,338 --> 00:37:58,619 with something stuck in your ass, 853 00:37:58,697 --> 00:38:00,151 no idea where the fuck you are. 854 00:38:00,216 --> 00:38:01,861 Leave the customers alone, Frank. 855 00:38:01,926 --> 00:38:04,572 Two Pink Peppermints and ten gummies, please. 856 00:38:04,637 --> 00:38:05,949 Christ. Do we really need 857 00:38:06,014 --> 00:38:08,660 another legal intoxicating substance? 858 00:38:08,725 --> 00:38:12,497 - That shit's a gateway drug. - Weed? 859 00:38:12,562 --> 00:38:16,084 We're 20 years into the next century, Nancy Reagan. 860 00:38:16,149 --> 00:38:19,379 It's really a question of personal freedom. 861 00:38:19,444 --> 00:38:21,297 Why is it any of your damn business 862 00:38:21,362 --> 00:38:24,259 if I choose to smoke a fat one after dinner? 863 00:38:24,324 --> 00:38:28,304 Or shoot up in the privacy of my local Denny's bathroom? 864 00:38:28,369 --> 00:38:31,391 It's my life. My body, my choice. 865 00:38:31,456 --> 00:38:32,767 Your problem, Tommy, is you think 866 00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:34,185 knocking back boilermakers 867 00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:35,937 while your ass is stuck on that stool 868 00:38:36,002 --> 00:38:37,397 is something that all red-blooded 869 00:38:37,462 --> 00:38:39,607 white American males are supposed to do, 870 00:38:39,672 --> 00:38:43,278 while smoking weed is a Black folk thing. 871 00:38:43,343 --> 00:38:45,238 The only reason why marijuana's been illegal 872 00:38:45,303 --> 00:38:46,614 for the last hundred years is because 873 00:38:46,679 --> 00:38:48,863 poor Black people in the ghetto were smoking it. 874 00:38:48,929 --> 00:38:51,911 Marijuana prosecution was criminalized racism. 875 00:38:51,976 --> 00:38:55,165 Now that white people decided they like smoking it, 876 00:38:55,230 --> 00:38:56,499 it has to be made legal. 877 00:38:56,564 --> 00:38:58,835 Can't make lily white kids go to prison 878 00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:00,503 for having a couple of blunts. 879 00:39:00,568 --> 00:39:03,840 That's it. That's how we stop it. 880 00:39:03,905 --> 00:39:05,633 We've been getting gentrified 881 00:39:05,698 --> 00:39:09,387 because it's gotten too safe down here. 882 00:39:09,452 --> 00:39:11,639 The murder rate was at an all-time low 883 00:39:11,704 --> 00:39:14,476 before the 'VID, right? 884 00:39:14,541 --> 00:39:17,395 Rich people weren't afraid to move down here. 885 00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:21,399 But now that we've had a few good riots, 886 00:39:21,464 --> 00:39:23,359 burned a few bougie stores, 887 00:39:23,424 --> 00:39:26,196 I'll bet you the gentrifiers are gettin' nervous. 888 00:39:26,261 --> 00:39:30,909 All we gotta do is make the Yards dangerous again. 889 00:39:30,974 --> 00:39:34,204 Make sure the murder rate is rising. 890 00:39:34,269 --> 00:39:35,413 Spill some blood. 891 00:39:35,478 --> 00:39:37,290 What? We have to shoot people? 892 00:39:37,355 --> 00:39:39,459 No, no, not just any people. 893 00:39:39,524 --> 00:39:40,543 The right people. 894 00:39:40,608 --> 00:39:44,422 Shoot a couple of Millennials, like Alan here. 895 00:39:44,487 --> 00:39:47,884 Oh, ho, the gentrifiers would be on the first Uber 896 00:39:47,949 --> 00:39:49,427 back to Bucktown. 897 00:39:49,492 --> 00:39:51,721 It's a little extreme, don't you think? 898 00:39:51,786 --> 00:39:54,307 Well, you don't have to kill him. 899 00:39:54,372 --> 00:39:57,101 Just wound them. Get on the news. 900 00:39:57,166 --> 00:39:59,979 Make the South Side dangerous again. 901 00:40:00,044 --> 00:40:01,689 That's the Chicago I loved. 902 00:40:01,754 --> 00:40:02,899 A lot of bleeding. 903 00:40:02,964 --> 00:40:05,109 Well, I should probably get going. 904 00:40:05,174 --> 00:40:08,488 Oh, hey! It was so great meeting you. 905 00:40:08,553 --> 00:40:11,741 - Take care! - Not that door. Back door. 906 00:40:11,806 --> 00:40:14,042 Don't be a stranger. 907 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,834 He sure acts like he's having a pretty great time. 908 00:40:20,899 --> 00:40:22,961 Hey, you know, we should try it. 909 00:40:23,026 --> 00:40:25,255 No thanks. I'm not a loser. 910 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,340 It's great for the immune system. 911 00:40:27,405 --> 00:40:30,301 Also the libido. I've had epic sex on weed. 912 00:40:30,366 --> 00:40:33,805 If you don't wanna smoke it, why not try a brownie? 913 00:40:33,870 --> 00:40:36,307 They're all-natural and delicious, too. 914 00:40:36,372 --> 00:40:39,060 Who doesn't love a brownie? 915 00:40:39,125 --> 00:40:41,104 Okay, one brownie. 916 00:40:41,169 --> 00:40:44,072 - Tommy? - Nope. 917 00:40:46,591 --> 00:40:50,036 Mmm, these are delicious. 918 00:40:51,262 --> 00:40:53,533 Come on. What are you, chicken? 919 00:40:53,598 --> 00:40:55,624 Chicken? A-are we in second grade? 920 00:40:57,602 --> 00:41:00,206 Fine. Oh, God. 921 00:41:00,271 --> 00:41:02,172 Fine, gimme the damn brownie. 922 00:41:08,488 --> 00:41:09,405 Not bad. 923 00:41:09,489 --> 00:41:13,428 Oh! Hey, if you're giving free samples, can I... 924 00:41:13,493 --> 00:41:16,771 Oh, I'm bang, bang, bangin' on the door 925 00:41:19,832 --> 00:41:22,061 ♪ Bang, bang, bangin' on the door ♪ 926 00:41:22,126 --> 00:41:24,522 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 927 00:41:24,587 --> 00:41:25,648 Going down, sir? 928 00:41:25,713 --> 00:41:26,900 He's going down. 929 00:41:26,965 --> 00:41:28,359 Congratulations, Gallagher. 930 00:41:28,424 --> 00:41:30,820 You're gonna get to be one of the best of the best, 931 00:41:30,885 --> 00:41:33,489 a goddamn Chicago police officer. 932 00:41:33,554 --> 00:41:37,125 - ♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ - Thank you, sir. 933 00:41:41,854 --> 00:41:44,167 - Hey. - Hey. Shh. 934 00:41:44,232 --> 00:41:46,127 - Naptime? - Yeah. 935 00:41:46,192 --> 00:41:47,795 Now he sleeps. 936 00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:49,714 He'll be up all night later. He's teething. 937 00:41:49,779 --> 00:41:52,425 Have you tried Frank's whiskey trick with the tub? 938 00:41:52,490 --> 00:41:54,719 I'm pretty sure that's considered bad parenting now. 939 00:41:54,784 --> 00:41:58,312 I'm pretty sure that was considered bad parenting then. 940 00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:04,001 What's up? 941 00:42:04,085 --> 00:42:08,483 Oh, the whole marriage thing is harder than it looks. 942 00:42:08,548 --> 00:42:10,318 Do you and Tami share your money? 943 00:42:10,383 --> 00:42:12,612 We're not married. 944 00:42:12,677 --> 00:42:14,238 You say so. 945 00:42:14,303 --> 00:42:15,782 So how do you handle your cash? 946 00:42:15,847 --> 00:42:18,326 Do you put it all together, or just some of it, or what? 947 00:42:18,391 --> 00:42:19,827 Here, hold this wrench, will you? 948 00:42:19,892 --> 00:42:21,226 Yeah. 949 00:42:21,310 --> 00:42:23,873 The money? Uh... 950 00:42:23,938 --> 00:42:27,008 Uh, I guess Tami kinda runs things. 951 00:42:27,150 --> 00:42:29,796 So you just give her all your money and that's it? 952 00:42:29,861 --> 00:42:32,799 We don't really have enough money to worry about it. 953 00:42:32,864 --> 00:42:34,842 But, uh, truth is, 954 00:42:34,907 --> 00:42:37,178 I don't really care much about money. 955 00:42:37,243 --> 00:42:39,347 And she cares a lot. 956 00:42:39,412 --> 00:42:41,265 Me and you, we never had much of anything growing up, 957 00:42:41,330 --> 00:42:43,059 and we always managed to get by, right? 958 00:42:43,124 --> 00:42:45,603 - Barely. - Lemme see. 959 00:42:45,668 --> 00:42:48,690 Tami, she always had enough. 960 00:42:48,755 --> 00:42:52,610 Ever since this pandemic, she's worried we won't. 961 00:42:52,675 --> 00:42:54,612 It's weird how people with money 962 00:42:54,677 --> 00:42:55,822 are always afraid of losing it 963 00:42:55,887 --> 00:42:58,997 and all poor people can think about is spending it. 964 00:43:00,308 --> 00:43:03,496 But do you decide what you're gonna spend money on together? 965 00:43:03,561 --> 00:43:05,415 Well, there's really not much to decide. 966 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:09,544 We're, uh, pretty much broke at the end of the month. 967 00:43:09,609 --> 00:43:11,527 Why? 968 00:43:11,611 --> 00:43:13,673 You and Mick having some money troubles? 969 00:43:13,738 --> 00:43:16,849 Yeah, I make it, and he doesn't. 970 00:43:17,617 --> 00:43:19,721 What, you didn't wanna talk about any of that stuff 971 00:43:19,786 --> 00:43:20,805 before you got married? 972 00:43:20,870 --> 00:43:23,808 I figured we just agreed on how things were gonna work. 973 00:43:23,873 --> 00:43:25,852 Guess not, huh? 974 00:43:25,917 --> 00:43:27,937 Yeah. It's my mistake, I guess. 975 00:43:28,002 --> 00:43:30,988 Well, gotta talk about it. 976 00:43:31,297 --> 00:43:35,987 Right? You compromise, all that couple shit. 977 00:43:36,052 --> 00:43:39,705 Look, you, uh, love each other, 978 00:43:41,182 --> 00:43:42,641 Right? 979 00:43:42,725 --> 00:43:45,538 - Yes. - Okay, so, 980 00:43:45,603 --> 00:43:47,874 gotta get on the same page about how this marriage thing 981 00:43:47,939 --> 00:43:49,924 is supposed to work. 982 00:43:51,526 --> 00:43:52,837 You sure I can't just get him to do 983 00:43:52,902 --> 00:43:54,881 everything the way I want? 984 00:43:54,946 --> 00:43:57,515 Pretty sure, yeah. 985 00:44:00,618 --> 00:44:02,055 Look, we didn't have parents who could show us 986 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,058 what a relationship was supposed to look like. 987 00:44:05,123 --> 00:44:07,566 We gotta figure out that shit as we go. 988 00:44:10,461 --> 00:44:12,774 The hell was that... Dr. Phil? 989 00:44:12,839 --> 00:44:14,484 Good Housekeeping. 990 00:44:14,549 --> 00:44:16,784 It's on the rack at the well-child checkup. 991 00:44:19,303 --> 00:44:20,406 Can you at least take the mugshot 992 00:44:20,471 --> 00:44:21,699 with my cleavage off the site 993 00:44:21,764 --> 00:44:24,368 and get Julia's age right? 994 00:44:24,433 --> 00:44:27,080 Yes, she was 17, not seven. 995 00:44:27,145 --> 00:44:30,124 Well, then check the damn court records! 996 00:44:30,189 --> 00:44:35,546 I'm on probation... would I be on probation if she'd been seven? 997 00:44:35,611 --> 00:44:36,528 Really? 998 00:44:36,612 --> 00:44:39,342 You can get probation if you diddled a seven-year-old? 999 00:44:39,407 --> 00:44:41,803 That's really fucked up. 1000 00:44:41,868 --> 00:44:45,229 Yes, please. Thank you so much. 1001 00:44:45,538 --> 00:44:48,976 Okay, she said she's gonna correct Julia's age, 1002 00:44:49,041 --> 00:44:51,604 but they won't do anything about the mugshot. 1003 00:44:51,669 --> 00:44:54,107 Well, I'm getting a lot of hits. 1004 00:44:54,172 --> 00:44:55,756 On what? 1005 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,276 Your new Instagram account. 1006 00:44:57,341 --> 00:44:59,278 What new account? 1007 00:44:59,343 --> 00:45:01,656 @DebbieHotLesbianConvict. 1008 00:45:01,721 --> 00:45:04,700 I put it up with your cleavage mugshot. 1009 00:45:04,765 --> 00:45:07,286 "Wrongly convicted lesbian welder." 1010 00:45:07,351 --> 00:45:09,038 Would it have happened if she wasn't queer? 1011 00:45:09,103 --> 00:45:11,541 Would anyone have cared if she wasn't a lesbian? 1012 00:45:11,606 --> 00:45:13,793 It's blowing up. 1013 00:45:13,858 --> 00:45:15,586 Everybody wants to hire you. 1014 00:45:15,651 --> 00:45:17,088 Jesus, really? 1015 00:45:17,153 --> 00:45:20,014 Well, lots of lesbians, anyway. 1016 00:45:20,948 --> 00:45:24,185 And some seriously creepy old white dudes. 1017 00:45:26,996 --> 00:45:28,122 Hm. 1018 00:45:28,206 --> 00:45:31,025 HotLesbianConvict. 1019 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,783 You two okay? 1020 00:45:43,221 --> 00:45:45,032 Did you eat all the brownies? 1021 00:45:45,097 --> 00:45:47,952 I had three, and Tommy had four. 1022 00:45:48,017 --> 00:45:49,745 - Four? - We were hungry. 1023 00:45:49,810 --> 00:45:52,957 Kev! These fools ate all the brownies. 1024 00:45:53,022 --> 00:45:54,125 And the gummies. 1025 00:45:54,190 --> 00:45:56,525 Jesus! 1026 00:45:57,568 --> 00:45:58,838 Are they okay? 1027 00:45:58,903 --> 00:46:00,445 I'm fine. 1028 00:46:00,529 --> 00:46:02,383 I just gotta hit the head. 1029 00:46:02,448 --> 00:46:05,059 Yeah, yeah me too. 1030 00:46:11,749 --> 00:46:14,353 Do you have a gas can around here, Kev? 1031 00:46:14,418 --> 00:46:15,646 What are you going on about? 1032 00:46:15,711 --> 00:46:17,773 Making the South Side even more dangerous. 1033 00:46:17,838 --> 00:46:21,360 I'm thinking we set a cop car on fire. 1034 00:46:21,425 --> 00:46:26,580 The cops have to show up with riot gear, tear gas. 1035 00:46:46,158 --> 00:46:48,971 I always loved this song. 1036 00:46:49,036 --> 00:46:51,897 Yeah. Me too. 1037 00:46:59,547 --> 00:47:01,275 But the pain still grows 1038 00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:04,618 It's no stranger to you and me 1039 00:47:07,596 --> 00:47:09,116 I can feel it 1040 00:47:09,181 --> 00:47:13,829 Coming in the air tonight 1041 00:47:13,894 --> 00:47:16,897 Oh, Lord 1042 00:47:16,981 --> 00:47:20,503 Well, I've been waiting for this moment 1043 00:47:20,568 --> 00:47:23,965 For all my life 1044 00:47:24,030 --> 00:47:27,115 Oh, Lord 1045 00:47:27,199 --> 00:47:31,097 I can feel it in the air tonight 1046 00:47:31,162 --> 00:47:34,289 Oh, Lord 1047 00:47:34,373 --> 00:47:37,584 Oh, Lord 1048 00:47:37,668 --> 00:47:40,690 Well, I've been waiting for this moment 1049 00:47:40,755 --> 00:47:44,151 For all my life 1050 00:47:44,216 --> 00:47:47,511 Oh, Lord 1051 00:47:47,595 --> 00:47:50,908 I can feel it coming 1052 00:47:50,973 --> 00:47:53,250 In the air tonight 1053 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:55,769 Oh, Lord 1054 00:47:57,938 --> 00:48:01,085 And I've been waiting for this moment 1055 00:48:01,150 --> 00:48:04,255 For all my life 1056 00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,550 We need to be honest with each other, all right? 1057 00:48:07,615 --> 00:48:09,468 No more secrets. 1058 00:48:09,533 --> 00:48:11,012 - No more secrets at all? - No. 1059 00:48:11,077 --> 00:48:13,395 Nothing but truth. 1060 00:48:15,164 --> 00:48:16,892 We should've talked about what we expected from each other 1061 00:48:16,957 --> 00:48:18,477 before we got married, but we didn't, 1062 00:48:18,542 --> 00:48:20,855 - so now we have to. - Look, if this is about 1063 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,274 the wedding money, I'm gonna pay it back, man. 1064 00:48:23,339 --> 00:48:26,152 Yes, but it's also about... 1065 00:48:26,217 --> 00:48:29,864 It's about what we want the marriage to be. 1066 00:48:29,929 --> 00:48:31,824 We need some rules. 1067 00:48:31,889 --> 00:48:33,117 Yeah, I'm not great with rules. 1068 00:48:33,182 --> 00:48:36,245 A mutual understanding of how shit is gonna work. 1069 00:48:36,310 --> 00:48:38,372 What does that mean? 1070 00:48:38,437 --> 00:48:40,416 Like, how we spend money together, 1071 00:48:40,481 --> 00:48:44,253 joint purchases, monogamy. 1072 00:48:44,318 --> 00:48:45,880 The hell is that? 1073 00:48:45,945 --> 00:48:48,716 Not fucking other people. 1074 00:48:48,781 --> 00:48:50,408 Oh. 1075 00:48:52,326 --> 00:48:53,471 We just talking fucking, 1076 00:48:53,536 --> 00:48:56,265 or are we talking about blow jobs, too? 1077 00:48:56,330 --> 00:48:58,732 I think blow jobs should count, yeah. 1078 00:49:00,334 --> 00:49:02,545 Right. 1079 00:49:05,464 --> 00:49:08,319 You really never wanna fuck anybody else? 1080 00:49:08,384 --> 00:49:11,197 I mean, I... If I'm being honest, 1081 00:49:11,262 --> 00:49:13,908 I'm not really sure either. 1082 00:49:13,973 --> 00:49:15,910 It's just kinda hard to imagine 1083 00:49:15,975 --> 00:49:17,870 that I'm never, ever gonna wanna 1084 00:49:17,935 --> 00:49:20,289 fuck anyone else, you know? 1085 00:49:20,354 --> 00:49:22,500 But I also know I... 1086 00:49:22,565 --> 00:49:24,460 definitely don't want you to fuck anyone else. 1087 00:49:24,525 --> 00:49:25,961 Well, hold on, that just means 1088 00:49:26,026 --> 00:49:27,296 you wanna be able to fuck other people 1089 00:49:27,361 --> 00:49:29,256 but you don't want me to be able to fuck other people. 1090 00:49:29,321 --> 00:49:31,599 That doesn't sound fair. 1091 00:49:32,366 --> 00:49:34,720 Okay, so we're both monogamous 1092 00:49:34,785 --> 00:49:36,055 or we both get to fuck other people. 1093 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,100 - Yeah. That sounds fair. - Mm-hmm. 1094 00:49:41,876 --> 00:49:45,272 What do you wanna do? 1095 00:49:45,337 --> 00:49:46,273 What do you wanna do? 1096 00:49:46,338 --> 00:49:48,616 I asked you first. 1097 00:49:50,848 --> 00:49:52,577 I don't know. 1098 00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:55,080 Okay, uh, I'll tell you what. 1099 00:49:56,182 --> 00:49:58,416 We'll both each write down what we want, 1100 00:49:58,482 --> 00:50:02,091 then we'll turn our answers over at the same time. 1101 00:50:02,563 --> 00:50:04,247 Great. 1102 00:50:05,765 --> 00:50:07,627 ♪ I saw you walkin' down the street ♪ 1103 00:50:07,692 --> 00:50:10,593 ♪ With your headphones on I could hear your beat ♪ 1104 00:50:10,659 --> 00:50:13,426 ♪ Like, ba da, ba da ba da ♪ 1105 00:50:13,491 --> 00:50:15,970 ♪ Ba da, ba da ba da ♪ 1106 00:50:16,035 --> 00:50:18,305 ♪ Ba da, ba da ba da ♪ 1107 00:50:18,370 --> 00:50:20,956 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 1108 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,936 - ♪ Ba da, ba da ba da ♪ - ♪ I'm gonna eat you ♪ 1109 00:50:24,001 --> 00:50:25,604 ♪ Ba da, ba da ba da ♪ 1110 00:50:25,669 --> 00:50:26,897 ♪ I'm gonna eat you ♪ 1111 00:50:26,962 --> 00:50:30,651 - ♪ Ba da, ba da ba da ♪ - Oh, yeah 1112 00:50:30,824 --> 00:50:33,168 So we both turn 'em over on three. 1113 00:50:34,136 --> 00:50:36,907 One, two, three. 1114 00:50:36,972 --> 00:50:38,473 Hey 1115 00:50:38,557 --> 00:50:39,535 Hey, turn your fuckin' paper over. 1116 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:40,744 I think I spelled monogamy wrong. 1117 00:50:40,809 --> 00:50:42,079 - I spelled monogamy wrong! - Will you let me... 1118 00:50:42,144 --> 00:50:43,956 I spelled it wrong! Oh, shit, he-ey-ey-ey! 1119 00:50:44,021 --> 00:50:46,625 Look who's a real cop now. 1120 00:50:46,690 --> 00:50:48,760 Yep. Badge, gun, and everything. 1121 00:50:48,870 --> 00:50:50,171 - You graduated? - Tomorrow. 1122 00:50:50,236 --> 00:50:51,505 But they gave us the uniforms today 1123 00:50:51,570 --> 00:50:52,840 so we can wear 'em to the ceremony. 1124 00:50:52,905 --> 00:50:55,426 Fuckin' fantastic. No more parking tickets for me. 1125 00:50:55,491 --> 00:50:57,887 You don't have a car, dumb-ass. 1126 00:50:57,952 --> 00:50:59,346 - Hey. - Hey. 1127 00:50:59,411 --> 00:51:00,973 - Where y'all goin'? - Lip and Tami's. 1128 00:51:01,038 --> 00:51:03,142 Gotta finish drywalling the living room. 1129 00:51:03,207 --> 00:51:04,977 Hey, y'all get enough chicken? 1130 00:51:05,042 --> 00:51:07,903 Two buckets of extra crispy. 1131 00:51:08,921 --> 00:51:10,149 You two coming or what? 1132 00:51:10,214 --> 00:51:11,484 - Hell yeah. Hell yeah. - Uh... 1133 00:51:11,549 --> 00:51:12,966 Yeah. 1134 00:51:13,050 --> 00:51:15,244 Let's do it. 1135 00:51:19,098 --> 00:51:20,391 Hey! 1136 00:51:25,688 --> 00:51:27,208 How am I supposed to open the door 1137 00:51:27,273 --> 00:51:28,751 - when I don't have any hands? - Yo! 1138 00:51:28,816 --> 00:51:30,044 - What's up, Lip? - My man. 1139 00:51:30,109 --> 00:51:32,838 - Hi! We have arrived! - Hi! What the fuck? 1140 00:51:32,903 --> 00:51:33,756 - Hi. - Yo! Hey. 1141 00:51:33,821 --> 00:51:34,846 - We made it. - Hi. 1142 00:51:37,032 --> 00:51:38,385 Look at you. 1143 00:51:38,450 --> 00:51:40,012 - Check it out. - Wow. Nice. 1144 00:51:40,077 --> 00:51:41,514 Hey, gimme a hammer. I wanna break some shit. 1145 00:51:41,579 --> 00:51:43,307 - You wanna help? - I guess so. 1146 00:51:43,372 --> 00:51:44,350 There you go. 1147 00:51:44,415 --> 00:51:45,594 - Yo. - Yo. 1148 00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:48,479 Hey, you guys talk? 1149 00:51:48,544 --> 00:51:52,149 Uh... sort of. 1150 00:51:52,214 --> 00:51:55,241 - Yeah? - Yeah. We'll figure it out. 1151 00:52:01,807 --> 00:52:02,766 Hey. 1152 00:52:02,850 --> 00:52:05,269 Uh, hey. 1153 00:52:06,061 --> 00:52:07,248 - Everything good? - Yeah, yeah. 1154 00:52:07,313 --> 00:52:10,417 All right. 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